Readers with any modest working data of Scottish politics lately would naturally assume at first sight that the illiterate, corrupt, self-serving, gravy-hoovering drama scholar with whom the SNP hilariously changed skilled KC Joanna Cherry as shadow justice secretary merely couldn’t spell “remaining straight”, a time period which means the straightforward final stretch of a horse race the place there aren’t any jumps or turns.
(We’re, in any case, speaking right here about somebody who can’t spell her personal title.)
However they may be improper.
Though it’s virtually actually completely unintended, we salute her honesty.